1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,423 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,186 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,694 ♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪ 4 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,889 ♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪ 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,057 ♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪ 6 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,499 ♪ Rawhide ♪ 7 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,901 ♪ Don't try to understand them ♪ 8 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪ 9 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:25,103 ♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪ 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,340 ♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪ 11 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,746 ♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪ 12 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,014 ♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪ 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,817 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪ 14 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,653 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪ 15 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,420 -(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,532 ♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 17 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:46,430 -♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 19 00:00:49,037 --> 00:00:50,402 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪ 20 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,666 (whip cracks twice) 21 00:01:27,175 --> 00:01:28,370 I'll say. 22 00:01:28,543 --> 00:01:30,671 My left elbow's been aching all morning. 23 00:01:30,845 --> 00:01:33,075 Something in the wind, I can feel it. 24 00:01:33,247 --> 00:01:35,409 It's ducks. Look at them. 25 00:01:36,217 --> 00:01:38,208 [HONKING] 26 00:01:39,887 --> 00:01:41,651 Those aren't ducks, Mushy. They're geese. 27 00:01:41,823 --> 00:01:44,292 Can't be geese. They don't get together this time of the year. 28 00:01:44,459 --> 00:01:46,723 Well, they're geese. Can't you hear them honking? 29 00:01:49,864 --> 00:01:51,889 Look at them swarm. 30 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,593 That ain't normal. Look like they're running from something. 31 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:05,304 Uh-oh, it's a twister. 32 00:02:06,047 --> 00:02:07,879 Mr. Favor! 33 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:12,550 It's bearing right down on us. 34 00:02:17,058 --> 00:02:19,925 That hits the herd bunched up, we've had it. Scatter them. 35 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:21,823 Pass the word. 36 00:02:36,711 --> 00:02:38,873 ALL: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 37 00:02:39,047 --> 00:02:41,038 [ALL SHOUTING] 38 00:03:12,013 --> 00:03:13,708 You heard him, get under cover. 39 00:03:13,881 --> 00:03:15,610 We're just trying to save the pots and pans. 40 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:17,808 This whole wagon's on its way to Little Rock. 41 00:03:17,985 --> 00:03:21,046 If you want to take a trip with it, stay here. 42 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:24,648 [GUNSHOTS] 43 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:36,000 FAVOR: Now keep running. Get under cover! 44 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:38,104 Get under cover! 45 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,077 Dig in low! 46 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:51,685 Lie as flat as you can. Biggest danger's the flying stuff. 47 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,364 - Get back down. - My cap. 48 00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:10,061 You want to lose your head too? 49 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:28,052 - Anybody hurt? - Not yet. 50 00:04:28,222 --> 00:04:31,749 But I ate so much dust I'm due for a bellyache. 51 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:43,894 Good thing you scattered them. Storm would have ripped through the middle. 52 00:04:44,071 --> 00:04:47,063 Could be a week gathering them up. 53 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:49,733 We can tally up our losses then. 54 00:04:49,911 --> 00:04:54,280 You know what's got to be done. Find yourselves a horse. Get to it. 55 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,715 - Well, what are you doing now? - I'm looking for my hat. 56 00:05:03,224 --> 00:05:05,192 Well, it's on the way to Kansas. 57 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:09,626 Come on and help me or you'll be looking for a job. 58 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:23,000 Well, you know, I think Mr. Favor ought to settle 59 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:26,169 for what we rounded up and get this herd moving. 60 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,338 Well, we're still a hundred short though. 61 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:31,383 With that 40 dead, that's kind of a stiff loss. 62 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:34,146 Yeah, but we've been after it for three days now 63 00:05:34,322 --> 00:05:37,553 and time's going to start costing him nothing but money. 64 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:39,193 [COWS MOOING] 65 00:05:58,579 --> 00:06:00,570 Well, that's our brand, all right. 66 00:06:00,748 --> 00:06:03,877 I guess the ride wasn't a total loss after all. 67 00:06:04,352 --> 00:06:06,480 KID 1: Hey, mister? 68 00:06:08,589 --> 00:06:10,216 Would you give me a lift down? 69 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:18,760 - What do you think, Jim? - He sure ain't no squirrel. 70 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:22,392 - What are you doing up there, boy? - The cows chased me. 71 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:27,398 The cows chased you, huh? All right. Come on. 72 00:06:31,212 --> 00:06:33,180 KID 2: Hey, mister? 73 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:35,505 What about me? 74 00:06:37,618 --> 00:06:39,985 It's your turn, Jim. 75 00:06:41,622 --> 00:06:42,817 Come on. 76 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,322 - The cows are sure mean. - Well, we're a lot meaner. 77 00:06:45,493 --> 00:06:48,087 - You'll be all right now. KID 3: Hey! 78 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:50,154 Can I come down too? 79 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:54,126 Oh, boy. 80 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:56,828 Yeah. 81 00:06:57,104 --> 00:06:59,471 Any more around here like you? 82 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,734 Sure, over there. 83 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:16,318 What is this? Some sort of an old-timey tree-climbing convention? 84 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:18,350 Oh, no. We live there. 85 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:23,630 Mr. Smithers told us to watch the cows. 86 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,995 He sent Johnny and Pedro out to see if there's any more. 87 00:07:27,935 --> 00:07:30,597 Oh, well, that's real nice of Mr. Smithers. 88 00:07:30,771 --> 00:07:32,068 We just came to get the cows. 89 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,401 Well, if you want to buy them, you'll have to talk to Mr. Smithers. 90 00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:39,171 I don't know what he sold the others for. 91 00:07:39,347 --> 00:07:41,509 Sold the others? 92 00:07:41,682 --> 00:07:43,673 You mean, he's been selling his beef here? 93 00:07:43,851 --> 00:07:46,980 - You never seen nothing like it. - Ever since that tornado 94 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:50,419 they've been coming out of the hills from every which direction. 95 00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:53,219 Ugh, oh, boy. 96 00:07:53,394 --> 00:07:57,024 Well, ahem, do you want to flip to see who goes back? 97 00:07:57,198 --> 00:08:00,429 Oh, no. You're the ramrod. That's your job. 98 00:08:00,601 --> 00:08:01,693 You go get him. 99 00:08:01,869 --> 00:08:06,500 Me, no, I'll just stay here at the house and keep an eye on these little fellers. 100 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:13,370 [CHILDREN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 101 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:21,555 Oh, be careful, now. Stay away from the wheels. 102 00:08:21,722 --> 00:08:23,713 Whoa! Heh. 103 00:08:25,693 --> 00:08:27,957 I got a surprise for you. Wait a minute. 104 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:31,190 All right, now, you take these inside, there's something for every one of you. 105 00:08:31,365 --> 00:08:33,356 KID 1: Yay! - Be nimble, be quick! 106 00:08:33,534 --> 00:08:37,061 Here you are. There you are, Pedro. Here, Danny. Here we are. 107 00:08:37,238 --> 00:08:39,866 - Mr. Smithers, can I have one? - You can have one, of course. 108 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,066 - There you are. - Can I have one, Mr. Smithers? 109 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:44,905 Heh, two of them for you. 110 00:08:45,079 --> 00:08:49,380 Oh, boy. It's just wonderful. I got some paint for the barn, 111 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,914 I got a new stool for the kitchen, and, uh, has any cows wandered by? 112 00:08:54,088 --> 00:08:55,817 - Twelve at least. - Twelve? 113 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:59,016 Oh, these gentlemen want to talk to you about them. 114 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:01,287 Oh, splendid. Splendid. 115 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:11,739 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Edgar Allan Smithers, at your service. 116 00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:14,204 Gil Favor, Rowdy Yates, Jim Quince. 117 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,571 Oh, cattlemen, I can see. 118 00:09:16,744 --> 00:09:18,143 Oh, I admire you. 119 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:22,510 It must be a very challenging life, rounding up all those wild cows 120 00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:24,674 and driving them clean across the continent. 121 00:09:25,319 --> 00:09:28,550 They all ain't exactly wild, Mr. Smithers. 122 00:09:28,722 --> 00:09:30,451 Now, your daughter Betsy was telling me-- 123 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:34,892 No, no, no. No, not my daughter, my niece. 124 00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:38,623 As for the others, I'm afraid I can't identify their antecedents. 125 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:41,598 - They're orphans. - This is an orphanage, huh? 126 00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:44,867 Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look like much 127 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:47,701 but as I always say, it's what's inside that counts. 128 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:51,008 Oh, I must admit that the hand of providence 129 00:09:51,178 --> 00:09:54,079 does man the helm of our ship of life sometimes, heh. 130 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:56,478 GIRL: Mr. Smithers. 131 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:59,950 It fits. It fits me perfect. 132 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:02,011 Perfectly. 133 00:10:02,189 --> 00:10:05,750 Now, you go inside, there's some more packages for you. 134 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,460 As I was saying, 135 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,655 providence. 136 00:10:11,432 --> 00:10:14,493 The Lord moves in mysterious ways. 137 00:10:14,668 --> 00:10:18,400 - Now, take that tornado last week-- - We took it all right. 138 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:22,372 Oh, why, well, I know it must have brought havoc for some. 139 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:26,343 But to those whose ship was foundering on the pinnacle of privation, 140 00:10:26,814 --> 00:10:30,375 well, indeed, sir, it was truly a blessing. 141 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,248 Sort of like cows from heaven, huh? 142 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:35,149 SMITHERS: That's a fitting way of putting it. 143 00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:36,847 A very fitting way, indeed. 144 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:40,987 You know, this is just like Christmas to those children. 145 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,256 A Christmas that's long overdue. 146 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:48,160 And all because of money derived from the sale of a few stray cows. 147 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:52,163 BOY: Mr. Smithers. 148 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:55,342 Look, they don't fit. 149 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,935 Oh, excuse me. 150 00:10:58,112 --> 00:11:03,573 Well, now, maybe we can have Betsy let them down a little bit 151 00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,015 or we can cut them off right at the knees. 152 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,178 Knee pants are for girls. 153 00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:09,880 SMITHERS: Aw, oh. 154 00:11:10,057 --> 00:11:12,924 Well, now, Kevin, you have two alternatives, 155 00:11:13,093 --> 00:11:15,562 - either we'll let your hair grow, - Heh. 156 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,630 Or you can run inside and change your pants 157 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:21,598 because we can have them exchanged, heh. 158 00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:24,436 Besides from the presents, 159 00:11:24,605 --> 00:11:29,975 I had enough money left over to buy some furniture, chairs and beds. 160 00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:32,806 Three hundred dollars can go a long, long way. 161 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:36,417 - Three hundred dollars? - Three hundred dollars? 162 00:11:40,087 --> 00:11:42,488 That's what you sold the beef for? 163 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,090 Yes, indeed. 164 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:47,387 Mr. Randolph wanted to pay $2 a head, 165 00:11:47,561 --> 00:11:51,998 but, uh, I stuck to 3, and by sheer tenacity, I got it. 166 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,464 Sheer tenacity. 167 00:11:54,635 --> 00:11:57,263 Oh, you drive a hard bargain. 168 00:11:57,438 --> 00:12:00,567 Exactly who is this Mr. Randolph? 169 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:03,711 Oh, he runs the bank in Cedar Springs. 170 00:12:03,877 --> 00:12:06,972 Oh, now look, if you intend to do business with him, be very careful. 171 00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:09,115 He is a wily one. 172 00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:13,242 Oh, I sort of gathered that already. 173 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:18,517 Tell me, uh, did he ask for a bill of sale or papers of ownership? 174 00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:20,387 Oh, well, I signed a lot of papers. 175 00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:23,929 Transferals and the like. Routine, I guess, for business. 176 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,430 - Heh. - Well, we better catch up to this fellow 177 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,160 before he sells them to somebody else, huh? 178 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:32,335 Well, don't let him hike the price beyond 5. 179 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,031 You know what he paid for them. 180 00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:38,010 Thanks a lot for telling us. You've been a real big help. 181 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:42,115 Oh, uh, and incidentally, those, uh-- The cows over here in the meadow, 182 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,253 uh, would you like to buy them? I was gonna keep a few around 183 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,683 but they're a little too rambunctious for the children. 184 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:53,055 Yeah, look, how about, uh, 30 dollars, does that sound fair? 185 00:12:53,227 --> 00:12:57,824 Oh, that is more than fair. That is very generous. 186 00:12:57,998 --> 00:13:01,866 - Oh, gee, thank you very much. - Think nothing of it. 187 00:13:02,036 --> 00:13:04,232 You want me to sign a receipt or anything? 188 00:13:04,405 --> 00:13:07,067 - Who needs ownership papers? - Uh-huh. 189 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,709 Mr. Smithers, 190 00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:11,136 come and look at Mary. 191 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,338 - She's just beautiful. SMITHERS: Oh, coming, coming. 192 00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:19,146 Uh, thank you very much, gentlemen. Nice doing business with you. 193 00:13:22,756 --> 00:13:26,818 Well, a pleasure, Mr. Favor. Mr. Yates. 194 00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:30,055 And Mr. Andrews. Good afternoon, sheriff. 195 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,597 This must be important business. 196 00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:35,861 Mr. Randolph, I understand you bought a hundred head of cattle 197 00:13:36,036 --> 00:13:39,131 - from Mr. Edgar Smithers. - I surely did. 198 00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:42,765 - And a profitable transaction. - But illegal. 199 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:47,505 That's right. Those cattle belong to me. Here's my duly registered trail brand. 200 00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:52,744 Ownership papers, brand registration papers. 201 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,480 The brand's pretty commonly known, Mr. Randolph. 202 00:13:55,656 --> 00:13:58,819 Mr. Smithers assured me that those cattle were strays. 203 00:13:58,992 --> 00:14:02,451 - That they belonged to him. - I'm sure Mr. Smithers believed that. 204 00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:05,257 He don't know the front of the steer from the back. 205 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:08,197 FAVOR: But you, as a dealer in cattle, 206 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:12,533 I'm certain that you would question his title to branded steers. 207 00:14:12,706 --> 00:14:17,974 Well, I, uh, never even inspected that beef, gentlemen. 208 00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:20,977 I, uh-- I found Mr. Smithers 209 00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:23,810 to be about as honorable a man as I've ever dealt with. 210 00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:27,352 I give him credit here to feed those children. 211 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:31,754 Well, when he said he had that cattle, I, uh, bought them sight unseen. 212 00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:34,853 That's too bad. You'll just have to work out some means 213 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:37,122 of recouping your 300 dollars from him. 214 00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:40,699 - Where have you got them corralled? - Corralled? Heh. 215 00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:43,303 I sold them on the day of purchase. 216 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:47,100 Matter of fact, I, uh, have the papers right here. 217 00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:53,270 They're all properly drawn and executed by Mr. Smithers. 218 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,918 - You drew these papers up yourself? - Well, naturally. 219 00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:03,523 I wasn't about to buy something I couldn't sell legally. 220 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:06,284 Certainly not stolen property. 221 00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,828 Well, who'd you sell the steers to? 222 00:15:10,731 --> 00:15:12,290 Well, I, uh-- 223 00:15:12,466 --> 00:15:16,869 I'm afraid that that is my, uh, personal business, sir. 224 00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:18,733 Don't matter. 225 00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:21,273 These are good enough for any legitimate dealer. 226 00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:22,999 [SIGHS] 227 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:26,272 Mr. Smithers, the Good Samaritan, heh. 228 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:29,407 Naive, yes, but... 229 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:33,679 Uh, how much of a loss will this represent, Mr. Favor? 230 00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:36,016 Well, who says we're taking a loss yet? 231 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,216 Well, the only recourse you have is with Mr. Smithers, 232 00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:42,954 and that, heh, poor, bumbling fellow is penniless. 233 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:46,225 Of course, I suppose, you could thrown him in jail but... 234 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,593 But the kids. 235 00:15:48,769 --> 00:15:50,703 There's still the Cattlemen's Association. 236 00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:52,999 If you think those scraps are going to protect you-- 237 00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:55,665 Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy, no need for that. 238 00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:59,177 This gentleman here has obviously acted in good faith, huh? 239 00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:03,146 It's just a matter of being taken in by a tornado 240 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:06,150 and a fool what believes in Santa Claus. 241 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,348 Yeah, well, you can't blame me for being a little upset, Mr. Randolph, 242 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:14,391 that beef would have brought me $4000 in Denver. 243 00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:17,553 Oh, tsk, tsk, that is a heavy loss, Mr. Favor. 244 00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:20,860 FAVOR: Oh, well, law of averages, I guess. You can't win them all. 245 00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:24,265 Oh, by the way, uh, how much did you make on the transaction? 246 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:27,833 Oh, I made, uh, 2700, clear. 247 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,010 Well, whoever bought them sure knew what he was up to, heh. 248 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:35,839 Yes, well, I suppose there's no harm in my telling you, 249 00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:39,384 it happens to be a very respectable broker, name of Frank Travis. 250 00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:41,885 Travis, yeah, good man. 251 00:16:42,055 --> 00:16:43,079 [SIGHS] 252 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,226 I'm sorry that it had to be at your expense, Mr. Favor. 253 00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:50,825 Never fear. I'll just take it out on someone else next time. 254 00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:53,057 You aren't gonna let him get away with this, are you? 255 00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:55,600 Look, you can stay here and sue Smithers, if you want to. 256 00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,932 Me, I got a herd to take care of. Good day. 257 00:16:59,806 --> 00:17:03,743 Oh, uh, Mr. Yates, I really think it would be fruitless 258 00:17:03,911 --> 00:17:07,074 to pursue this matter any further with Mr. Smithers. After all... 259 00:17:07,247 --> 00:17:10,615 I know. The orphans. 260 00:17:25,232 --> 00:17:27,257 FRANK: Gil Favor. 261 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,198 [CHUCKLING] You old sidewinder, you. 262 00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:32,896 So you finally did it, huh, Frank? You finally turned to rustling. 263 00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:34,598 Oh, I only came along with the sheriff 264 00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:38,439 because I was so tickled to find out that you, heh, finally got taken. 265 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,011 Thanks for picking him up, sheriff. 266 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,548 Rowdy, biggest thief in Texas, Frank Travis. 267 00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:47,518 Look here, Gil, I knew that was your beef, 268 00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:49,986 but, uh, I figured you sold it for trail cash. 269 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:51,852 Not my beef, Frank, owner's beef. 270 00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:55,928 And they expect to get cash for it. Four thousand dollars' worth of cash. 271 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,794 You got a little problem. Well, here's my picture: 272 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:03,597 I bought about 700 to 800 head, at about 30 dollars, 273 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,636 and I'm moving them up to the mining country 274 00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:08,275 to pick up 35 to 37 a head. 275 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,037 But I could go bust just as easy, 276 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:14,181 so I'll give you your beef back to you for what I paid for them. 277 00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:18,548 Hmm, that's fine. Only where do we get $3000? 278 00:18:18,719 --> 00:18:21,484 From the man what stole it, I hope. 279 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:26,092 Sheriff, do you agree that Randolph knew exactly what he was doing? 280 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,660 No doubt about it. I could go on and say 281 00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:31,890 that he's taken every man in the country at one time or another. 282 00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:35,592 The trouble is, he's got a whole satchel full of papers to hide behind. 283 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,466 Well, if you wouldn't mind looking the other way for a little bit, 284 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,131 I might be able to feed him some of his own medicine. 285 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:45,472 Well, if I'm gonna be blind in one eye, I sure don't want to hear the details. 286 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:50,011 That's what I like, a lawman with a real feel for justice. 287 00:18:50,183 --> 00:18:52,413 - When you pulling out, Frank? - Tomorrow morning. 288 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,179 Oh, too soon. Too soon. 289 00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:56,345 Can you give me four, five days? 290 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:57,957 Hmm... 291 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,492 Forty-eight hours, that's the outside. 292 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,460 - I don't get it. - You're not expected to get it. 293 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:09,000 All you got to do is deliver this to bank and do like you was told to. 294 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,694 Oh. 295 00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:13,135 [ROWDY CLEARS THROAT] 296 00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:25,452 Well, that's a sizable draft. 297 00:19:25,619 --> 00:19:28,350 As for provisions, we're moving out. 298 00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:30,954 Mr. Yates, I, uh... 299 00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:37,122 I couldn't help but, uh, sense your animosity this afternoon. 300 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:42,129 I want you to know that I'm only a businessman. 301 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,529 Yeah. Well, it, uh... 302 00:19:46,106 --> 00:19:49,201 It wasn't the cattle we lost to Smithers that hurt so much, 303 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:51,572 it's the other 200 head. 304 00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:53,540 Tornadoes, tsk. 305 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,110 Three hundred altogether? 306 00:19:57,284 --> 00:20:00,914 Oh, my, that's a tremendous beating for you to be taking. 307 00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:05,589 Yeah, well, that's what I told Mr. Favor, but he's the boss and gives the orders. 308 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:07,625 So we just write it off, heh. 309 00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:25,643 Do you have any idea where those strays wandered off to? 310 00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:28,042 Well, if we did, we'd be out rounding them up. 311 00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:32,118 I suppose that storm dropped them about 50 counties west of here. 312 00:20:32,285 --> 00:20:33,684 Well... 313 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:40,191 Ugh, no. No, no. 314 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,160 Lightning could never strike twice in the same place. 315 00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:46,292 Still... 316 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:50,967 Clarence, uh, the next time you see Mr. Smithers, 317 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:55,700 would you tell him that I'm still in the market for stray cows? 318 00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:59,039 Heh, you never can tell, 319 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:02,710 with him it could happen. 320 00:21:05,318 --> 00:21:06,615 Now, you don't mean to tell me 321 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,950 those little varmints didn't even know they were stealing. 322 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:13,320 No, Wish, they just looked at it like it was 323 00:21:13,493 --> 00:21:16,326 well, finders, keepers, you know, and so did this Smithers. 324 00:21:16,496 --> 00:21:19,557 Well, a man like that I can understand, but not a kid. 325 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:22,100 No, sir, every one of them is a born rustler 326 00:21:22,269 --> 00:21:24,761 and mighty few of them ever outgrow it. 327 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:28,602 Most of the kids I've ever known ought to be froze stiff, time they could walk, 328 00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:31,574 and thawed out with caution after 20. 329 00:21:31,745 --> 00:21:33,679 [HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] 330 00:21:43,657 --> 00:21:48,254 All right, Rowdy, take everybody here and go out and cut out 200 head. 331 00:21:48,428 --> 00:21:50,055 I want them ready to move at first light. 332 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:53,632 - All right. Come on, everybody. - Let's go. 333 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,667 Wishbone. 334 00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,803 I got a special job for you and Mushy. 335 00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:02,772 You come to the right man, Mr. Favor. 336 00:22:02,943 --> 00:22:05,310 Any time you want anything done right, you just ask... 337 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:09,415 Me. Of all the big-mouthed, gravel-headed nitwits, 338 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,574 why didn't you stop me? 339 00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:14,152 Or better yet, why didn't I save my money? 340 00:22:14,321 --> 00:22:16,119 That way, I could've bought back those cows, 341 00:22:16,289 --> 00:22:17,848 and we wouldn't have to be here. 342 00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:20,015 [CHILDREN CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 343 00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:22,387 Talk about tornadoes. 344 00:22:22,562 --> 00:22:25,725 Time this one's over, you'll wish that one last week had carried you off. 345 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:28,724 Hey, that's my shirt! 346 00:22:29,903 --> 00:22:32,429 Keep your gun handy. 347 00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:40,444 Evening. Could I help you? 348 00:22:40,614 --> 00:22:44,380 Evening, miss. We'd like to see Mr. Smithers. 349 00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,752 Come on in. I'll get him. 350 00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,162 Look, there's my hat. 351 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,730 Later, you idiot. 352 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:06,339 Now, you stay here, I'm gonna do the talking. 353 00:23:08,942 --> 00:23:09,966 Evening. 354 00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:24,849 [DOOR OPENS] 355 00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:30,823 I'm sorry to keep you gentlemen waiting. Oh, it's bath time. 356 00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:34,399 My name is George W. Haggerty, 357 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:38,595 and this is my friend, H. Mushgrove Watson. 358 00:23:38,772 --> 00:23:39,898 A pleasure. 359 00:23:40,073 --> 00:23:42,633 Uh, my, what a handsome group of children. 360 00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:44,504 [CHUCKLES] 361 00:23:44,678 --> 00:23:46,510 Tell Uncle George, what's your name? 362 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,547 You put me down, you billy goat. 363 00:23:49,716 --> 00:23:51,150 Billy goat? 364 00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:55,813 That is a nasty way to treat our guest, treating him in such a cavalier manner. 365 00:23:55,989 --> 00:23:58,617 Now, you-- Everybody into bed, get ready for your bath. 366 00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:00,521 Be nimble. 367 00:24:00,694 --> 00:24:02,856 Otherwise I'll have to, uh, 368 00:24:03,363 --> 00:24:05,263 take drastic measures. 369 00:24:05,432 --> 00:24:07,730 I must proffer my apologies, Mr. Haggerty. 370 00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:09,528 Not at all, Mr. Smithers. 371 00:24:09,703 --> 00:24:12,673 Children will be children, heh, Lord love them. 372 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:15,501 As a matter of fact, that's one reason we came here. 373 00:24:15,675 --> 00:24:17,473 We heard you run an orphanage 374 00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:19,408 and thought maybe you could use some help. 375 00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:23,675 Well, a man in my position could use help but... 376 00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:27,777 You see, Mushgrove and I was both raised in foundling homes. 377 00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:29,649 SMITHERS: Oh, my, really? - Yeah. 378 00:24:29,823 --> 00:24:32,190 [CHILDREN CHATTERING] Oh, that's music to my ears, heh. 379 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:33,827 Don't that take you back? 380 00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:35,689 Oh, it sure does, Mr. Haggerty. 381 00:24:37,163 --> 00:24:42,192 Well, I, uh... I could use the help but I'm afraid I couldn't afford... 382 00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:47,333 Mr. Smithers, you're looking at two road-weary, lonesome travelers 383 00:24:47,507 --> 00:24:50,875 just looking for a place like home we can hang our hats for a spell. 384 00:24:51,711 --> 00:24:53,645 We'd even work for our keep. 385 00:24:53,813 --> 00:24:56,874 Oh, I couldn't ask you gentlemen to do that, heh. 386 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,747 Mr. Smithers, we're asking you. 387 00:24:59,919 --> 00:25:03,446 Why, Mushgrove and me, we cook, do laundry, 388 00:25:03,623 --> 00:25:06,456 and well, we certainly do love children. 389 00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:10,654 Well, my goodness, they're certainly lively tonight, aren't they? 390 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:13,094 And it isn't as if we didn't have experience. 391 00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:16,600 Why, there just isn't anything we can't do for kids. 392 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:20,564 - I could use the help. - Then it's all settled. 393 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:24,074 Settled it is. You can bunk in the back and... 394 00:25:24,244 --> 00:25:26,406 Well, here, you might just as well start on their baths. 395 00:25:26,579 --> 00:25:29,810 And if you don't mind, I have quite a little sewing to do. 396 00:25:29,983 --> 00:25:31,917 This saves a lot of... 397 00:25:32,085 --> 00:25:35,817 You know, it's a blessing is what it is, heh. 398 00:25:47,834 --> 00:25:48,995 [WISHBONE GRUNTS] 399 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:53,865 The man said bath, and you're gonna get a bath. 400 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,169 You and that bean shooter. Now, take off those clothes. 401 00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:59,539 - You make me. - What? 402 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,841 Get away from that door in there! 403 00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:16,589 "And the Black Knight thrust his faithful sword into the dragon's heart. 404 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:20,563 Mortally stricken, the fierce giant fell, roaring his fury 405 00:26:20,733 --> 00:26:24,294 and breathing the flames of inferno into the heavens. 406 00:26:24,471 --> 00:26:25,666 Then he was dead. 407 00:26:25,839 --> 00:26:30,276 One last mighty bellow and the terrible dragon was no more. 408 00:26:30,443 --> 00:26:32,741 The Black Knight put the princess on his horse, 409 00:26:32,912 --> 00:26:36,473 and they drove away into the setting sun to live happily ever after." 410 00:26:36,649 --> 00:26:38,048 [CHUCKLES] 411 00:26:38,218 --> 00:26:40,619 Yes, sir, I missed my calling. 412 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:44,655 Sire Wishbone, the Black Knight of Texas. 413 00:26:47,627 --> 00:26:50,460 Bedtime stories. 414 00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:53,531 I think you read them very well. 415 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,101 It usually takes me all of the Black Knight 416 00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:58,738 and all of Mother Goose to get them this quiet. 417 00:26:58,905 --> 00:27:00,999 It must be that I can bore them quicker. 418 00:27:01,174 --> 00:27:02,767 [SMITHERS CHUCKLES] 419 00:27:02,942 --> 00:27:06,435 Seems to be the best part of the day. 420 00:27:07,981 --> 00:27:11,542 It's like being in a room with a host of angels. 421 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:15,086 Some with dirty faces, I must admit. 422 00:27:38,945 --> 00:27:41,437 You don't mind my asking, Mr. Smithers, 423 00:27:41,614 --> 00:27:45,710 how'd you get saddled with all these little, heh, angels? 424 00:27:45,885 --> 00:27:48,081 Saddled? 425 00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:53,917 Well, I guess it did seem like that in the beginning. 426 00:27:57,030 --> 00:27:59,362 I was a librarian. 427 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,263 For 20 years, I lived behind two stories of thick Philadelphia stone, 428 00:28:05,772 --> 00:28:08,571 in a world where my only friends existed 429 00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:14,043 between worn leather bindings and dusty squares of parchment. 430 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:21,309 Chaucer, Keats, Tennyson, all fine men, all loyal to a T, 431 00:28:21,821 --> 00:28:27,885 but hardly the proper association to prepare me for a career as a rancher. 432 00:28:28,061 --> 00:28:31,759 But my brother died, and left me this place 433 00:28:32,966 --> 00:28:35,594 complete with little Betsy. 434 00:28:35,768 --> 00:28:38,760 And I had no other choice. 435 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:42,036 So it was westward ho. 436 00:28:46,145 --> 00:28:50,275 Just when I was beginning to figure out which end of a plow was which, 437 00:28:51,384 --> 00:28:54,513 Betsy found Johnny and Susy down by the river. 438 00:28:55,888 --> 00:28:58,914 Their folks were drowned in the storm. 439 00:28:59,525 --> 00:29:02,358 Seemed to be no other place for them. 440 00:29:03,296 --> 00:29:04,320 So... 441 00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:15,068 You know, and word got around and before I knew it, 442 00:29:15,241 --> 00:29:19,644 Pedro and Rob and Danny, 443 00:29:19,812 --> 00:29:23,043 they showed up in the barn hiding under the hay. 444 00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:26,277 You know, Mr. Haggerty, at that moment I decided 445 00:29:26,452 --> 00:29:28,921 I was gonna go back to my stone and parchment world, 446 00:29:29,088 --> 00:29:31,716 no matter how make-believe it was, 447 00:29:32,925 --> 00:29:37,556 but then one day I heard them talking, 448 00:29:38,331 --> 00:29:41,323 and I knew then that this was where I belonged. 449 00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:43,800 What do you mean, you heard them talking? 450 00:29:44,604 --> 00:29:47,471 Oh, well, it was out by the barn. 451 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,270 Johnny asked Danny if he knew who God was, 452 00:29:51,911 --> 00:29:54,209 and Danny said, "Mr. Smithers." 453 00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:57,573 Well, all the children laughed 454 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:59,411 and Johnny says, "How do you know that?" 455 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:04,957 And Danny says, "Mr. Smithers always says, 456 00:30:05,425 --> 00:30:07,689 'With God I retire, 457 00:30:08,928 --> 00:30:11,329 and with God I get up, 458 00:30:12,532 --> 00:30:15,900 and as Mr. Smithers goes to bed with me 459 00:30:16,369 --> 00:30:18,701 and gets up with me, 460 00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,440 then Mr. Smithers must be God." 461 00:30:25,378 --> 00:30:31,112 Well, I corrected his innocent blasphemy, heh, 462 00:30:32,885 --> 00:30:36,219 but if I can give them that, Mr. Haggerty, 463 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:40,284 think what they can give to me. 464 00:30:44,397 --> 00:30:45,956 Good night. 465 00:31:00,413 --> 00:31:05,214 Mr. Haggerty, I'm sorry I called you a billy goat. 466 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,581 I like whiskers. 467 00:31:23,503 --> 00:31:25,801 Here's some more, Mr. Wishbone. 468 00:31:27,073 --> 00:31:28,598 It's after 9:00. 469 00:31:28,775 --> 00:31:31,005 Mr. Favor will have the herd up there by now. 470 00:31:31,177 --> 00:31:32,770 We ought to get going. 471 00:31:32,945 --> 00:31:37,348 Well, Mr. Smithers, he won't let them go cow hunting until class is over. 472 00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:04,135 - Why ain't you in class, Mike? - Got expelled. 473 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:07,302 I have to study all by myself in the barn. 474 00:32:07,747 --> 00:32:09,875 - Where did you get that hat? - Danny found it. 475 00:32:10,049 --> 00:32:11,448 He's letting me wear it. 476 00:32:12,251 --> 00:32:13,810 You think the owner might want it back? 477 00:32:13,986 --> 00:32:16,318 Tough. He lent to me. 478 00:32:16,489 --> 00:32:17,513 [CHUCKLES] 479 00:32:18,257 --> 00:32:19,725 Do you mind if I try it on? 480 00:32:21,961 --> 00:32:24,862 Yeah, but don't crush it. 481 00:32:28,768 --> 00:32:30,463 - It fits perfect. - Huh. 482 00:32:30,636 --> 00:32:31,660 Here. 483 00:32:31,838 --> 00:32:33,932 Get to work and hang up these clothes. 484 00:32:34,106 --> 00:32:36,438 Give me back my hat. 485 00:32:36,609 --> 00:32:39,010 Do you mind if I wear it while we hang up the clothes? 486 00:32:39,178 --> 00:32:43,547 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Taking hats away from kids. 487 00:32:43,716 --> 00:32:46,845 - You're mean. - What--? Why you-- 488 00:32:47,019 --> 00:32:49,010 I got your hat back for you, didn't I? 489 00:32:49,188 --> 00:32:51,919 Yeah, but you didn't have to holler at my friend. 490 00:32:52,892 --> 00:32:56,192 - I'll help you, Mushgrove. - Thank you. 491 00:33:05,171 --> 00:33:06,195 [BELL RINGING] 492 00:33:06,372 --> 00:33:08,704 SMITHERS: Recess. CHILDREN: Yay! 493 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,707 Recess. 494 00:33:12,044 --> 00:33:14,775 Come on, Mr. Smithers. Let's go hunt for cows. 495 00:33:14,947 --> 00:33:16,039 Yeah! 496 00:33:16,215 --> 00:33:18,616 No, no, no, not at this time. 497 00:33:18,784 --> 00:33:22,687 And don't be bothering our friends over there while they're doing their chores. 498 00:33:22,855 --> 00:33:25,790 Now, look, we still have arithmetic, but I'll tell you what, 499 00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:28,518 we'll go hiking for lunch and we'll make a picnic out of it. 500 00:33:28,694 --> 00:33:31,823 - Yeah! - Play with the bean bag, go ahead. 501 00:33:31,998 --> 00:33:33,966 KID 1: Yeah, come on. 502 00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:37,028 KID 2: Come on, here! 503 00:33:47,847 --> 00:33:49,372 Children. 504 00:33:49,916 --> 00:33:51,406 Look there. 505 00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:53,609 A blue bunting. 506 00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:54,844 CHILDREN: Oh. 507 00:33:55,021 --> 00:33:56,455 The first this year. 508 00:33:56,622 --> 00:33:59,319 Come on, let's go on over the hill. I'm sure this is cow country. 509 00:33:59,492 --> 00:34:02,325 Oh, we've got all afternoon. What do you say we picnic first? 510 00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:05,089 Yeah! 511 00:34:05,264 --> 00:34:09,861 Listen, listen. I'm sure I heard a steer bawl. Come on. 512 00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:22,141 There we go. 513 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:31,614 - Hey, lookit here. - Yeah, cows. 514 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,260 I told you I had a nose for cattle. 515 00:34:34,427 --> 00:34:36,452 Jiminy, there's hundreds of them. 516 00:34:37,063 --> 00:34:39,191 WISHBONE: Stay right here. Don't go out there. 517 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,399 Never in my born days. Never. 518 00:34:43,569 --> 00:34:46,834 Hell you what, let's all make a guess as to how many there are 519 00:34:47,006 --> 00:34:50,374 and the one who comes the closest gets an extra piece of cake. 520 00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:53,040 - Ten hundred. - Two thousand. 521 00:34:53,212 --> 00:34:54,441 Twenty-five hundred. 522 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,810 Mr. Smithers, maybe you better go on into the bank 523 00:34:56,983 --> 00:34:58,974 and tell that fella you got another windfall. 524 00:34:59,452 --> 00:35:02,217 Hey, you two get back here. Those cows can be dangerous. 525 00:35:02,388 --> 00:35:05,050 Now, you pay attention to what Mr. Haggerty tells you. 526 00:35:05,224 --> 00:35:08,956 You know, it's a lucky thing Mr. Haggerty came along when he did 527 00:35:09,128 --> 00:35:11,529 because I never would've thought of looking in this direction. 528 00:35:11,697 --> 00:35:14,325 - Well, let's all have lunch. - I'm gonna buy a doll. 529 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,491 BOY: I'm gonna buy a horse. I'm big enough. 530 00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:19,832 Mr. Smithers, this is no time for a picnic. 531 00:35:20,006 --> 00:35:21,872 Must be 200, maybe more. 532 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:25,170 If that bank closes, you might lose this herd over the weekend. 533 00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:29,042 - Yeah, a storm or a stampede maybe. - More likely rustlers. 534 00:35:29,215 --> 00:35:30,979 Ah, now you're talking. 535 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:34,785 Maybe you're right. There doesn't seem to be much time. 536 00:35:34,954 --> 00:35:38,356 Tell you what, we'll have our picnic on the way into town. 537 00:35:38,524 --> 00:35:41,084 What do you say? All right? Put it in there and let's go. 538 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:44,924 All right now, give me that, let's go. All right. 539 00:35:59,645 --> 00:36:01,841 All right, children, let's go now. 540 00:36:02,014 --> 00:36:04,108 Be careful of the wheels getting off. 541 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,115 All right, now. 542 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,188 Come on. Here we go. 543 00:36:09,355 --> 00:36:11,255 Here we go. 544 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:13,950 Now, give me your hand, all right, everybody into the bank now. 545 00:36:14,126 --> 00:36:15,651 Go ahead. 546 00:36:15,828 --> 00:36:17,523 Go ahead. 547 00:36:24,236 --> 00:36:26,898 - Hello, Mr. Randolph. - You'll never guess what. 548 00:36:27,073 --> 00:36:29,701 - You never saw so many. - I never saw so many what? 549 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,570 [IN UNISON] Cows! 550 00:36:31,744 --> 00:36:33,212 We found 200 more. 551 00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:35,973 - Closer to a million. - They're even fatter than the others. 552 00:36:36,148 --> 00:36:38,207 Uh, they must have straggled in overnight. 553 00:36:38,384 --> 00:36:42,514 As you said, sir, lightning can strike more than once in the same place. 554 00:36:42,688 --> 00:36:45,783 Oh, yes, quite. Quite, quite. 555 00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:47,722 Two-- Two hundred, did you say? 556 00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:51,090 Well, approximately, we didn't take time for an accurate count. 557 00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:52,958 Oh, well, that's perfectly all right. 558 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:55,692 Your word is good as gold with me, Mr. Smithers. 559 00:36:55,868 --> 00:37:00,465 Look, why don't you sit down, I mean, take a deep breath and relax. 560 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:02,232 I'll be back in a moment. 561 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:04,069 - Oh, no rush. - Mr. Randolph. 562 00:37:04,243 --> 00:37:06,541 Clarence, see that Mr. Smithers 563 00:37:06,712 --> 00:37:08,373 makes himself perfectly at home, will you? 564 00:37:08,547 --> 00:37:10,481 At home. 565 00:37:10,649 --> 00:37:12,242 [ALL CHUCKLE] 566 00:37:12,718 --> 00:37:14,982 Well, uh, why don't we play games, hmm? 567 00:37:15,154 --> 00:37:17,350 - Yeah! - All right. 568 00:37:17,523 --> 00:37:18,752 What about hide-and-go-seek? 569 00:37:18,924 --> 00:37:20,619 - In the bank vault. - Where you keep money. 570 00:37:20,793 --> 00:37:22,693 - Yeah! - Hey. Hey, wait. Now, wait. 571 00:37:22,862 --> 00:37:25,797 - Down. Down. Get down. - Put that down. 572 00:37:39,745 --> 00:37:42,908 Well, I'm glad I found you, Mr. Travis. 573 00:37:43,082 --> 00:37:45,346 - Drink? - Thank you, no. 574 00:37:45,518 --> 00:37:51,218 I, ahem, just wanted to verify that you're still in the market. 575 00:37:51,757 --> 00:37:54,226 You see, there's a slight possibility 576 00:37:54,393 --> 00:37:57,988 that I might be able to get hold of, uh, 200 head. 577 00:37:58,164 --> 00:37:59,256 I'm still in the market. 578 00:37:59,431 --> 00:38:01,923 But you'll have to make whatever deal you got by this evening, 579 00:38:02,101 --> 00:38:06,163 - because I'm pushing out at dawn. - Oh, I can do that. 580 00:38:06,338 --> 00:38:10,969 - Uh, the price is still the same? - Thirty a head. 581 00:38:12,611 --> 00:38:16,809 Two hundred, let's see, that would bring me, uh, 6000 dollars, right? 582 00:38:17,483 --> 00:38:19,975 Well, if you don't find me here, I'll be at the hotel. 583 00:38:20,152 --> 00:38:22,018 Oh, that's fine. Fine. 584 00:38:22,188 --> 00:38:24,179 Good, Mr. Randolph. 585 00:38:36,101 --> 00:38:40,368 Then it's a deal, Mr. Smithers. Three dollars a head. 586 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:46,274 Did I hear you say three dollars a head? 587 00:38:46,445 --> 00:38:49,005 You did. Not that it's any of your business. 588 00:38:49,181 --> 00:38:51,775 Oh, this is Mr. Haggerty, our new cook. 589 00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:55,979 And the first one to see those cows, so it makes it my business. 590 00:38:56,155 --> 00:38:59,853 And as an ex-foundling myself, I'm concerned for these orphans. 591 00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:02,892 So let's start by agreeing that three dollars a head 592 00:39:03,062 --> 00:39:06,327 won't even buy the flies off those cow's hides. 593 00:39:06,498 --> 00:39:09,832 Very well. I'm a charitable man myself. 594 00:39:10,002 --> 00:39:11,197 Name a figure. 595 00:39:12,371 --> 00:39:14,066 Well, at the railhead-- 596 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,609 This is not a railhead. I'll go five. 597 00:39:18,777 --> 00:39:21,405 Mister, I'd carry them there piggyback 598 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:24,208 before I'd let them go for money like that. 599 00:39:24,383 --> 00:39:26,408 Fifteen a head is more like it. 600 00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:30,249 Fifteen for each one? 601 00:39:30,422 --> 00:39:32,413 WISHBONE: Greenback dollars. 602 00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:35,026 Now, I may be just a hash-slinger, 603 00:39:35,194 --> 00:39:37,219 but I know a little bit of something about cattle. 604 00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:40,024 Three thousand dollars? 605 00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:43,430 What--? That's utterly preposterous. 606 00:39:43,602 --> 00:39:47,095 Mr. Haggerty, that does seem to go beyond reason. 607 00:39:47,273 --> 00:39:50,243 Let him go. There's plenty of cattle buyers. 608 00:39:50,409 --> 00:39:54,209 You can usually find them hanging around saloons after hours. 609 00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:56,276 Now-- 610 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,577 Now, Mr. Smithers, 611 00:39:58,751 --> 00:40:01,846 you and I have both dealt fairly with each other up until now. 612 00:40:02,588 --> 00:40:07,116 Why don't we just agree on a sensible price? Say, uh, 10. 613 00:40:07,826 --> 00:40:08,850 - Ten? RANDOLPH: Yes. 614 00:40:09,028 --> 00:40:11,190 But I must close the deal tonight. 615 00:40:11,363 --> 00:40:16,028 Because, uh, if I don't close the deal I will only lose a deal. 616 00:40:16,201 --> 00:40:22,004 But you and those dear children will suffer grievously. 617 00:40:23,976 --> 00:40:29,847 Well, uh, Mr. Haggerty, I don't see how I could spend more than 500. 618 00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:31,483 Three thousand. 619 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:34,449 Well, I can see we're not gonna get anywhere this way. 620 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:36,748 I'll just saddle up and ride into town. 621 00:40:36,922 --> 00:40:39,289 Who knows? I might even make a better deal. 622 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:42,519 No. Uh, no. 623 00:40:42,695 --> 00:40:45,096 No need for that. 624 00:40:45,264 --> 00:40:50,896 I've come this far, I might as well go all the way. 625 00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:53,497 All right, 626 00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:55,934 3000. 627 00:40:57,142 --> 00:40:58,439 Three thousand? 628 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:02,979 Yes, but don't you come to me with any more of your stray cows. 629 00:41:03,148 --> 00:41:07,915 Well, I, uh, feel a little badly about this money too, Calvin. 630 00:41:08,087 --> 00:41:09,486 It, uh, 631 00:41:10,289 --> 00:41:13,748 does seem to be a little extra providence. 632 00:41:13,926 --> 00:41:15,587 Twenty-nine, 633 00:41:15,761 --> 00:41:18,992 953, 3000. 634 00:41:20,766 --> 00:41:25,465 Ah, and on those papers you can just put in my name, George Haggerty. 635 00:41:25,637 --> 00:41:27,799 See, I'm the one that found them. 636 00:41:27,973 --> 00:41:31,068 I'll just sign with my customary "X". 637 00:41:43,255 --> 00:41:45,781 Get them moving! 638 00:41:55,434 --> 00:41:57,425 [ALL CHATTERING] 639 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,664 BOY: Hey, where's my--? Do I get a horse? 640 00:41:59,838 --> 00:42:01,772 Where's my buggy and horse? 641 00:42:07,246 --> 00:42:09,613 Hey! Rustlers. 642 00:42:09,782 --> 00:42:12,877 Mr. Randolph, they're running off with your cattle. 643 00:42:14,586 --> 00:42:16,953 Well, hurry up. Get your horses. 644 00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:20,558 Well, hold on now. It's your cattle. They must be your rustlers. 645 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,121 Why, you... 646 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,760 - I'll get the shotgun. - I'll help you. 647 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:32,233 BOY 2: I'll get my slingshot. - No, no. 648 00:42:32,404 --> 00:42:34,065 All of you get back there. 649 00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,641 You're not going anywhere. They might not even be rustlers. 650 00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:45,681 Maybe they're just men, and figure they found some cows. 651 00:42:45,851 --> 00:42:47,751 Oh, well, that's probably what it is, of course. 652 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,479 Well, Mr. Randolph can handle it. 653 00:42:49,655 --> 00:42:51,851 How much did we make this time, Mr. Smithers? 654 00:42:52,024 --> 00:42:53,617 Six hundred? 655 00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:58,857 Well, Mr. Haggerty raised the price to, uh, $3000. 656 00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:02,698 - Three thousand? - Golly, that's more than a million. 657 00:43:03,268 --> 00:43:05,202 Uncle George did it. 658 00:43:06,138 --> 00:43:09,039 Children, I hate to throw cold water, 659 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:13,406 but this is a heap of money for us to come by with just luck, you know. 660 00:43:13,579 --> 00:43:15,047 What do you mean? 661 00:43:15,214 --> 00:43:17,945 What he means, Johnny, is that anything so valuable 662 00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:20,916 is not so easily come by. 663 00:43:21,086 --> 00:43:23,555 And those cows over there are worth a lot more 664 00:43:23,722 --> 00:43:25,781 than any of us has ever imagined. 665 00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:29,223 And it's not likely that such gold on the hoof so to speak 666 00:43:29,394 --> 00:43:33,956 would be left around for us to grab in a selfish world. 667 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,393 What he means is, we think those cows belonged to somebody 668 00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:39,731 and they lost them, 669 00:43:39,905 --> 00:43:44,342 and, well, it just isn't right for us to get rich at their expense. 670 00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:49,607 Mr. Smithers, I think I can round up the fellows that belong to this money. 671 00:43:50,482 --> 00:43:52,382 Children? 672 00:43:56,622 --> 00:43:58,147 We think he should. 673 00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:01,693 All right, I'll go get my horses. 674 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:04,761 Mushy, you go on in there and get our things. 675 00:44:11,003 --> 00:44:13,665 I don't understand you, Mr. Randolph. 676 00:44:13,839 --> 00:44:17,503 - They're wearing my brand. - Well, what different does that make? 677 00:44:17,676 --> 00:44:21,374 He said that you were moving out, abandoning them. 678 00:44:21,547 --> 00:44:26,007 Oh, well, what my poor simple ramrod thinks I'm going to do, 679 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:29,553 and what I finally decide to do are two entirely different things. 680 00:44:29,721 --> 00:44:32,088 Mr. Favor's men spotted them over here. 681 00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:33,884 I volunteered to help drive them back. 682 00:44:34,059 --> 00:44:36,824 Yes, well, I'm afraid you found them a little too late 683 00:44:36,995 --> 00:44:40,260 because it so happens that I just purchased them legally 684 00:44:40,432 --> 00:44:44,198 from a man who certified that he was the legal owner. 685 00:44:44,369 --> 00:44:45,734 [GRUNTS] 686 00:44:45,904 --> 00:44:50,398 Don't see how that could be. I've seen Mr. Favor's papers. 687 00:44:50,576 --> 00:44:54,274 - Who's "X"? - What? George Haggerty. 688 00:44:54,446 --> 00:44:56,414 I wrote it there in the first sentence, 689 00:44:56,582 --> 00:44:59,244 "I, George Haggerty, do hereby warrant--" 690 00:44:59,418 --> 00:45:03,821 I see. You wrote that thing yourself. 691 00:45:03,989 --> 00:45:05,980 Well, I... 692 00:45:06,158 --> 00:45:08,217 But he couldn't read or write. 693 00:45:08,961 --> 00:45:12,124 This is about as binding as a rotten rubber band, Mr. Randolph. 694 00:45:12,297 --> 00:45:15,494 - I think you just better forget it. - You better come with me, sheriff. 695 00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:19,001 I'm beginning to think I'm going to need you. 696 00:45:19,771 --> 00:45:21,637 Mushgrove. 697 00:45:23,308 --> 00:45:25,402 Mushgrove. 698 00:45:26,011 --> 00:45:27,809 Mushgrove. 699 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:30,915 Oh, hello, Mike, have you seen Mushgrove? 700 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,916 - I was just going to look for him. - Well, so am I. 701 00:45:34,086 --> 00:45:35,815 - Come on, let's go find him. - Uncle George? 702 00:45:35,988 --> 00:45:37,012 What? 703 00:45:37,189 --> 00:45:39,248 Are you and Mushgrove coming back? 704 00:45:39,424 --> 00:45:41,415 Oh, well, I-- 705 00:45:41,593 --> 00:45:45,757 Well, yeah. Next time we're around these parts we'll sure come back. 706 00:45:45,931 --> 00:45:47,899 - I'd like that. - So would I. 707 00:45:48,066 --> 00:45:50,899 I was just gonna give Mushgrove this hat. 708 00:45:51,069 --> 00:45:53,401 I traded Danny my lizard for it. 709 00:45:53,572 --> 00:45:56,098 And besides, it fits Mushgrove better than me. 710 00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:59,210 It sure does. You know, that's mighty nice of you. 711 00:45:59,378 --> 00:46:02,348 Come on, let's go find him and give it to him. 712 00:46:08,987 --> 00:46:11,615 Well, I guess we're all ready. Bye, Mr. Smithers. 713 00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:14,885 - All of you. CHILDREN: Bye. 714 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:18,360 Mr. Haggerty, I was knitting this for Mr. Smithers 715 00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:21,727 but he's got three of them and I decided to let you have it. 716 00:46:22,401 --> 00:46:24,369 Isn't that nice? 717 00:46:24,536 --> 00:46:25,833 Why, it's a scarf. 718 00:46:26,004 --> 00:46:30,168 Just what I've always needed and a red one too. 719 00:46:30,342 --> 00:46:33,004 I hope you find out who the money belongs to, Mr. Haggerty. 720 00:46:33,178 --> 00:46:34,577 Well, I will, Robbie. 721 00:46:34,746 --> 00:46:36,737 Well, I already found one thing, 722 00:46:36,915 --> 00:46:40,112 I found out the world isn't full of little rustlers. 723 00:46:40,285 --> 00:46:42,947 - Goodbye, Uncle George. - Bye. 724 00:46:43,121 --> 00:46:44,418 Now, all of you stand back there. 725 00:46:44,589 --> 00:46:47,217 - Out of the way. - Get away from the horse. That's it. 726 00:47:06,445 --> 00:47:09,073 Smithers, I want to see George Haggerty. 727 00:47:09,247 --> 00:47:11,011 Well, you just missed him. My goodness, 728 00:47:11,183 --> 00:47:13,845 you look very pale, Mr. Randolph, come on in and sit down. 729 00:47:14,019 --> 00:47:15,953 What do you mean, I just missed him? 730 00:47:16,121 --> 00:47:19,785 Well, I think he, uh, went to look for the rightful owner of the money. 731 00:47:22,194 --> 00:47:25,892 Did you hear that? He's making a getaway. Go after him! 732 00:47:26,865 --> 00:47:28,765 Slow down. Now what'd he look like? 733 00:47:28,934 --> 00:47:32,199 Well, don't sit there asking stupid questions. 734 00:47:32,371 --> 00:47:34,863 He was bald-headed and runty and he had whiskers. 735 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,307 - Now, go find him. - Whiskers, huh? Runty? 736 00:47:39,478 --> 00:47:42,004 Oh, that sounds like "Stumpy George" Hoggarth. 737 00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:44,979 Yup, he goes by Haggerty, Hoggarth, Hogan. 738 00:47:45,150 --> 00:47:47,710 He has to stick to "H's" because he's got his initials tattooed. 739 00:47:47,886 --> 00:47:52,084 I am not interested in the details. Go find him! 740 00:47:53,759 --> 00:47:58,492 Um, I'll have to round up a posse. Stumpy George is a lot of man. 741 00:47:58,663 --> 00:48:01,655 Go after him. Go after him! 742 00:48:08,807 --> 00:48:12,835 [WHIMPERS] Posse. He'll never find him. 743 00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:18,377 Do you realize that you cost me $3000? 744 00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:20,450 Well, that makes it just about even, doesn't it? 745 00:48:20,619 --> 00:48:23,088 Isn't that what you made on that other transaction? 746 00:48:23,755 --> 00:48:27,658 I made 2700. I had to give him 300. 747 00:48:27,826 --> 00:48:29,988 And if you want to know what I think, Smithers, 748 00:48:30,162 --> 00:48:32,529 I think those have all been the same cattle. 749 00:48:32,697 --> 00:48:36,895 And if he doesn't find Hoggarth, or Haggerty or whatever his name is, 750 00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:40,800 you are going to owe me $300. 751 00:48:40,972 --> 00:48:45,034 Well, uh, I'll pay whatever I'm obliged to, Mr. Randolph. 752 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:49,044 Uh-uh, oh, Mr. Smithers didn't make the second deal with you. 753 00:48:49,214 --> 00:48:50,375 He made the first 754 00:48:50,549 --> 00:48:53,678 and that one you sewed up nice and tight and legal. 755 00:48:53,852 --> 00:48:57,220 So if anybody's got a claim against Mr. Smithers, it's me. 756 00:48:57,389 --> 00:48:59,983 And by me, I just want to thank you for gathering up my cattle. 757 00:49:00,525 --> 00:49:02,619 ROWDY: I think you got off real cheap, Mr. Randolph. 758 00:49:02,794 --> 00:49:05,456 I mean, some folks would have to pay a thousand dollars or more 759 00:49:05,630 --> 00:49:07,223 for that kind of education. 760 00:49:07,399 --> 00:49:09,766 True. True. 761 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:16,100 Gee, they were the nicest men. 762 00:49:16,274 --> 00:49:20,734 Oh, I can't believe that about Mr. Haggerty and Mushgrove. 763 00:49:20,912 --> 00:49:23,381 What do you mean, you can't believe--? You-- 764 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:26,779 After what they did-- And you-- 765 00:49:27,219 --> 00:49:30,018 Oh, what's the use? 766 00:49:36,895 --> 00:49:39,865 Come on, Mr. Smithers, let's play a game. 767 00:49:40,031 --> 00:49:42,500 - Yeah. - All right. 768 00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:44,294 - Who can get the bean bag? - Twill. 769 00:49:44,469 --> 00:49:46,733 You. All right, let's go. 770 00:49:55,881 --> 00:49:58,282 Head them up. 771 00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:00,384 Move them out.